Wow

I am amazed at how big a subtle change in perception can change so much. This morning I dreaded going to work today. Thought process: Fuck me. I HAVE to go to work and get yelled at by people for doing my job. People suck. Life sucks. By the end of my shift, things were drastically different. Now: I GET to go to work and piss off people all across the country. I have improved my asshole skilz (look 1337
5|> 3 4 |< ) to a national scale. I'm the bastard calling you during dinner, interrupting your private time and what not. I just sit here, let and let the computer call my next victim. Some people are nice, so I might be nicer to them. But Ive got this system. When someone doesn't answer or hangs up, we put them on the call back list. The person doing the calling gets to set how long we wait for the call back. If the person is nice its in days. If they don't answer its 3-6 hours. If they hang up on my its 1-3. If you swear at me, its 5-10 minutes. Ah how beautiful. Piss off loads of people, and I don't have to fear any retribution. Not so bad a job after all. I'll keep track here of the differing insults and curses I'm given. YAY!

3 different forms of "fuck off"
2 people asked for my number to call me at "all hours of the night"




ps Continued fuck off to the gods/goddesses!